here it is, the conservative turn to “Epstein did nothing wrong” and “actually it’s ephebophilia”. finally the right is being honest about the fact that they just straight up support pedophilia and think child abuse is good actually. after all these are the kinds of people who want to retvrn to ancient Rome
into the barely legal type
liked 15 year old girls
so… not legal. and you know what else is illegal? human trafficking. in fact that’s illegal even if the victims were adults! (which, to reiterate, they were not)
and to my knowledge Epstein had victims as young as 12
He had actual child porn as well. He did not stop at 12. Their next argument will be that okay it was children but that’s actually trad if you look at the 1800s.
These people learned nothing from Kirk and “I’m going to say ludicrous shit in public” is only going to bring more hilarious results.
bring more hilarious results
Faster than I thought, I was saying we were still 2 weeks out from the “actually it’s ephebophilia you SJW” line from mainstream republicans. They must be posting on 4chan for advice from their base about all this.
I mean not that far from it, there’s straight up groypers within the party
The “Shoot Your Local Pedophile” people defending child sex trafficking
I wish I could say I were surprised, but i’m really not
The “I will kill a teenage boy if he touches my daughter” crowd real cool with 40 year old men touching their daughters
That daughter is for me and my friends, not some upstart who doesn’t even have a mortgage
Well yeah, the 40 year old man is much more likely to have a gun and shoot the dad.
Well yeah, the 40 year old man is much more likely to have a gun and
shootbe the dad.
Trump could literally come out tomorrow and do a presser with “Jailbait” by his buddy Ted Nugent playing in the background and the chuds would be like “there’s my president!”
Pro tip: The “shoot your local pedo” and Tiktok “pedo hunters” are all actually pedophiles themselves most of the time.
It’s
It’s always
That screen is too small, do you have anything IMAX-sized?
They’re just knocking off the competition and whoever has bad enough opsec to get caught.
It turns out the people always thinking about pedophilia might not be doing it because they hate pedophiles so much.
It only matters if they’re nonwhite or lgbt
Only the best people folksDidn’t she just do an interview with a tour of that bedroom in which she got this really haunted look on her face when the camera crew were shooting footage of her standing by the bed?
Anybody under 21 is a child and if they even stand next to a queer they’ll be corrupted and traumatized but somehow as soon as you hit puberty at like 12 as long as the predator is a straight white republican male its totes fine and not pedophilia in any way! God I hope they all die and go to hell.
Everything is a bit loopy no? We got chuds who want child brides and we got liberals like “a relationship between a 40 year old and a 35 year old is assault”, idk which fuckin’ end is up with these people.
It’s insane. WTF is in the water.
34 year old hanging out in a Nazi Republican group chat is just a wittle boy who didn’t know any better.
Going through life for a decade and a half as a legal adult is just a smol bean kid joking about howremoved is cool while being an apparatchik of the party that wants to force women under threat of state violence to term for every pregnancy even if it kills them but uhh smol bean or whatever
Remember when chuds floated taking voting away from younger gens because too young? Or when nazis in convos in their 30s were kids who didn’t know better?
There is a fascinating thing that happens with chuds where anytime one of them get caught doing/saying stupid shit, they all become therapists. I saw the same thing with a rich-guy lawyer I worked opposite who claimed that the failson he represented couldn’t possibly have known better, because he was just a 25 year old little kid. When I was arguing that case, I was 24, which is presumably why the failkid got convicted.
barely legal
15 year olds
The lowest age of consent in the US is 16. It’s 18 in Florida where most of his non-island crimes happened, 17 in NY.
Also at least one of his victims was 12.
Megyn R Kelly
What is the over/under on Karoline Leavitt describing the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia by the end of Nov?
I feel like they’ll start by claiming that it’s “statutory” and not the trafficking and abuse that it was. Ephebophilia is too big a word for the audience they need to convince to want to learn.
My shirt explaining the difference between pedophilia and hebephilia sure is causing a lot of people to ask questions answered by my shirt.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person’s view, was not a pedophile…barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls
I didn’t know Alan Dershowitz and Megyn Kelly were friends
15 is not on the right side of “barely legal”, and it’s weird that they don’t know that. If they had consciences, they wouldn’t be able to sleep at night knowing they’re putting that out into the world.
Yeah, “barely legal” is a porn category. It means women who are of legal age. “Barely.” They might look younger than the average for their age but like… that’s the whole point.
This is kinda like that time the media couldn’t understand furries and/or furry porn. Or when somebody feigns not to know what a porn move is. Except it’s a person using their giant media platform to grease the skids of the sexual abuse of minors. Cool!
I’m so glad the media helped rehabilitate the reputation and career of this woman in the form of a big Hollywood biopic about an event in her life where one of the biggest stars of the day plays her. Cool lady!
How are y’all liking hell?
My theory proving correct we all died in 2012 and forgot about it and now we exist in hell.
no i was in hell before 2012
Hell is other people. Well at least people like these…
There is not a difference in the eyes of anyone that thinks fucking children is not acceptable at any age.
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Shut up
Don’t “um, akshually” this shit.
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I am not having this conversation and anyone that does is just contributing to opening a crack in the doorway for pedophiles to jam their foot into and force open. There is absolutely nothing here to discuss. Fucking children is fucking children and it is irrelevant what age they were because the perpetrator deserves the wall in both instances. It does not matter.
It’s extremely gross that you wrote this. Wtf, why are you even willing to split hairs on this topic? I also think this needs a CW or preferably it should just be deleted.
I’m surprised this kind of thing didn’t happen sooner. Right wing media narratives about Trump and Epstein have had to make more and more compromises the more obvious it became the two were very close. At first it was something like “Everyone knew Epstein. The Clintons knew him too!”
Then it was something like “Ok Trump and Epstein were close but Trump didn’t know about the pedo stuff.” Then it was “ok Trump knew about it but that’s why he didn’t talk to Epstein after 2003.” I guess now we’re at a point where they have to argue that it wasn’t actually pedophilia.
Don’t forget the whitehat pedophile arc
I don’t think this angle is going to be very popular even with the jughooters
it absolutely will be. they believe whatever they’re told to believe, their capacity for cognitive dissonance is boundless
The cognitive dissonance feeds into their angry politics like a positive feedback loop anyway. Any bit of discomfort they feel gets reinvested into hating a phantom left.
Jughooter cultural is knee deep in normalizing 16 year olds being in relationships with 30-somethings. The pedo pearl clutching was always a front for them to marginalize LGBT people.
even to the jughooter, a god-fearing marriage to keep the girl trapped, undereducated, and pregnant in the kitchen is one thing, but what epstein was doing was weird shit and damaging the goods
I think that was true when they could abstract the elites using Epstein’s services as
globalists (plus 
)However, now that it’s actual capitalists and their sycophants, they’re going to lose their appetite as their instinct to obey the hierarchy kicks in.
It’s fucking sick shit
I bet it will be. We’re months away from an executive order lowering the age of consent or removing it entirely. Of course that’s not legal but nobody will care and it’ll be tied up in courts forever and the supreme Court will defend Trump
I think the jughooters are three to four steps behind and still don’t believe Trump and Epstein ever even knew one another. Or they don’t even know who Epstein was, if my jughooting family is any indication.
she has a 16 year-old son
if she had a 15 year old daughter maybe she would be able to have empathy, like how she did a 180 on maternity leave after she benefitted from it
She has a 14-year-old daughter.
just have to wait a few months then
Oh I see. It’s more of a common man’s pedophilia like American Beauty. It’s not really an elitist pedophilia like True Detective.
How thoughtful of you to translate it to native Burgerlander
one of the Right’s argument against LGBTQ acceptance is that it was a sliding slope that would lead to acceptance of paedophilia and eventually to zoophillia. Well here we are, and the Right, to protect their orange leader, is saying that sex with children is ok, as long as they aren’t babies…ugh
To be fair, they never really claimed that the LGBT-community would be the ones actually DOING the “normalizing” of pedo-shit and zoo-philia. So maybe the argument was less about what LGBT-people would do, and a lot more of a threat from their side.
(To the mods, this is a joke)
She said, groomingly.
