“Today, here at the Capitol, we’re condemning socialism! That… that means anything that gives our poors and workers ANY power, living standards, or scraps of ‘democracy’. We the TRUE american people condemn collectivism and that we should hyperindivualize ourselves! Condemn [insert socialist leaders here]! They have killed 100 morbillion and will do so if we do not condemn these new lefties who dare to even be a nominal opposition of our power!”