For a second I was laughing and about to uncork some champagne to the doom that’s about to befall judgy vegans and then I realized ‘wait, but I like lettuce in my burgers; also I like fries!’
I used to buy into anti broccoli propaganda like i think there’s an episode of Rugrats that was anti broccoli? but working as a chef let me tell you people will eat more broccoli than any other vegetable, and that’s even if they make it lazily and just steam it with nothing else. Children, teenagers, old people, people be eatin broccoli
I was coerced into eating creamed spinach as a child and while I won’t eat plain cold creamed spinach, I love spinach salads and spanakopita and palak paneer.
It’s okay Ivermectin will cancel it out!
Thankfully Amerikkkans hate eating their greens, so this shouldn’t be too big of an issue.
For a second I was laughing and about to uncork some champagne to the doom that’s about to befall judgy vegans and then I realized ‘wait, but I like lettuce in my burgers; also I like fries!’
To vegans: Okay home boys, let’s posse!
you also like broccoli too, you fucking liar, don’t fucking lie to me and tell me you don’t, literally everybody loves broccoli
Exactly, it’s like eating tiny trees! Who wouldn’t love that?
I used to buy into anti broccoli propaganda like i think there’s an episode of Rugrats that was anti broccoli? but working as a chef let me tell you people will eat more broccoli than any other vegetable, and that’s even if they make it lazily and just steam it with nothing else. Children, teenagers, old people, people be eatin broccoli
Yeah there was a weird thing in 90’s children’s media that featured kids not liking broccoli
i was coerced into eating broccolli once as a child and it was so awful i’ve never subjected myself to it a second time
i could fix that for you
you can’t address the textural revulsions without obliterating the plant, and even pureed it would retain the disgusting flavors.
I was coerced into eating creamed spinach as a child and while I won’t eat plain cold creamed spinach, I love spinach salads and spanakopita and palak paneer.
Try broccoli steamed, with plum vinegar on it.
Pretty sure animals eat pesticide runoff and contamination too. This will just bioaccumulate.
Exactly.
My reaction was, “But, wait… didn’t RFK say… I mean… … …” :: Picard head in hands ::