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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

He's gonna be president

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He's gonna be president

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    lathe-of-heaven He is going to Shamwow “liberal tears” and Slapchop something (like, “DEI” regulations or “wokeness”) in his ad campaigns. Future historians will point to these moments as deciding factors in securing his election.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I hate that I can see this all in my head. The slapchop part will be first, to trigger the lib tears that need to be shamwowed

  • Beaver [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It tracks - charisma is what you need to win political office. Doesn’t matter if it’s weird charisma, as long as the voters vibe with it.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Yup, it’s what I call the “blankslatification” of politics, it’s all about being a vessel your base can project onto you.

  • Gosplan14_the_Third [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    “born in Israel”

    he can’t.

    • BabyTurtles [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Vibes > laws in the US

      I don’t think it’s likely he becomes president, but the chance he does is… shall we say… nonzero.

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      if one of his parents was a US citizen it doesn’t matter where he was born

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    The failed-screenwriter-to-right-wing-nutjob pipeline is a chody one

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    Wokeism killed assault against sex workers.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    dude looks sorta like evil matpat

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    That’s ridiculous.

    The slapchop guy, no problem. But sham wow, no way.

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    Imagine being hated by Bill Mayes

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    Some people are too much of a loser to even make it through a republican primary.

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    Vince no!

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Which characters from the Magic Bullet blender ad are still alive to run against him?

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    You should see his youtube channel these days lmao

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