Trump seems hellbent on destroying America as fast as possible 
so what could he do to make it happen faster and in a way that even libs could only tut about because it would be completely legal?
My hope is that we can lathe something hilarious into existence here so get creative with it
They’re taking our beautiful dollars and hold8ng them hostage as “reserve”.
NO MORE!
All of our big beautiful bills are never allowed to be used outside of America
Turning the Federal Reserve into a small batch distillery
Reparations for slavery
IDK what’s better than what he’s already done. If he tanked the US too fast he’d get impeached, the current slow burn is effective. Maybe launching a nuke? If the soldier refuses, there’s no way he’ll wiggle his way out of this scandal. OK nevermind, CNN and MSNBC just sanewashed the nuke launch attempt (fox news surprisingly both-sides’d it), and now the MAGA base is doxing the soldier and demanding the death penalty. Launching nukes just because normalized on the right. It’s not even public information where the nuke was going.
Pay off the national debt. All of it.
Will lead to destroying the US economy and impacting other economies, and someone’s bound to overthrow you for it. Because under capitalism, and in American Civil Religion, damaging The Economy is the ultimate sin.
Total nuclear disarmament of the USA. All of them gone, forever, making them illegal. Then we wait and see which country nukes em first.
monkey’s paw curls
kim gets ousted/demoted by a frustrated party and populace for not using his military powers to explode the pentagon
“I, Donald J. Trump do hereby declare the dissolution of the United States of America and cession of all powers to its 50 Constitutional republics. Henceforth I also declare the immediate dissolution of the federal government, and the establishment of DC as an independent country among the others”
Death penalty for corruption in government or trading stocks while in government would be a good one too.
I very much dislike the death penalty as a concept, but corruption in government is a very serious crime that causes significant public harm and deaths of innocent people… so unfortunately, I do have to agree with this under current material conditions.
Same. Only crime I advocate death penalty for honestly.
I don’t know. It feels like anything one would do as Trump, if they were in the exactly, would end up reactionary (I was originally gonna do a crackdown to elicit a militant opposition against me but then I realized the major opposition, the Dems, would just lie down and die, even more so than Indonesia’s PKI). That being said, why not pay off Africa’s $800 billion external debt, at any cost to the U.S government? Someone’s bound to overthrow my ass for doing one good thing.
Kneecap the IRS as much as possible (to the point of disbanding it) and de facto prevent federal tax collection. The last time the US did that, it dissolved and needed a new government to be formed. So that’s probably the easiest way to destroy a country in one stroke. Of course, if he actually did that the CIA would make sure the next guy uses a good rifle.
Order the federal reserve to print massive amounts of dollars and start frantically spending around the world, crashing its course. That could pass for a genuine economic policy but basically that would end the only thing allowing the US to buy what it needs from ohter countries
Isn’t he basically gunning for this to an extent in reality lol? This is a great one.
ban soda and watch the place turn into Mad Max wasteland overnight
Free housing for everyone. It’d probably crash the economy by lifting millions out of poverty and upending the fabric interwoven into society that housing is scare so you need to put up with bullshit to survive.
Privatize the military.
Getting closer to that every day
Killing cops is legal and you get 1000 dollars for killing one
