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Fantastic post

Oh. I thought “paninis” was the medical term for when accidentally got you dick stuck in the panini press.
That’s “panenis,” an easy mistake to make if you store your fleshlights next to the panini press.
Who doesn’t store their sex toys with their kitchen appliances? They all end up in the dishwasher. That’s just logical organization, sweaty.





