Get three bonsai trees.
I only last a couple of seconds when I’m with a tree so even if you triple it…
Oh you meant like just hanging around?Get a career in trees
Until I get 99 woodcutting, then I’ll spend my time fishing
Enjoy the redwoods!
Fuck yea trees
Literally fuck off into the woods with a tent.
Like deadass, you are able to fuck off into the woods with a tent and just vibe, free of advertisements, taxes, other such assholes!
Taxxhole/ “property owner”? Fuck off further into the woods like the nomad humanity evolved as!
I could expound, but I’ve tasted the tasty berries, so care no further :)
That’s how you get shot
"Fuck off further into the woods’
In the USA maybe, although I doubt that one could find a properly empty/unused forest in most of Europe.
Canada has “crown lands” you can use for this purpose.
Famously less populated and more forested than America, modern Europe
Arborist
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK I sleep all night and I work all day
This is something I could get behind. Also, Of the Trees is one of my favorite artists right now.





