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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Shit, for 300k I’d stand in the server room

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      It’s 55°C inside and constantly sounds like a jet is getting ready to take off. Also the bucket is lost so you need to be ready to piss on the server at a moment’s notice.

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        131°F? Ehh no thanks

        I could block the sound but not the heat death

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        With all the water I’m gonna be drinking to deal with the dehydration from being in a 55c room, that shouldn’t be that big of a deal. Hell, I could just chill in a bathtub the whole time and use my accumulated sweat for the job

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          The air is hot but still air conditioned so it’s going to be dry as hell.

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            I’ll bring my CamelBak, NBD

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              I have a portable cold beer system but they probably wouldn’t allow it into the server room. Do you have a good excuse for outside hours access so we can sneak it in?

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            Had to work one saturday evening in our windowless server room under fluorescent light due to some “quick” fw migration.

            It went horribly wrong, which was unfortunately caused by myself. I initially wanted to be in and out in 30mins. Was there from 19:00 - sunday 07:30, with only 6 red bull to keep me company and the air conditioning on full blast the whole time.

            This was definitely the most stressful day/night of my life. Would not do that regularly even for 300k

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        Ren & Stimpy, Don't whiz on the electric fence.

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          The ultimate solution.

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        pops a ceiling tile and pulls a box fan over the gap to help exhaust hot air

        ALSO TINNITUS

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          Mawp

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        I’d piss on their servers for free

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        i can bring a shitton of ice water and ear pro. 300k is 300k.

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        The last time I did ghb I pissed all over my floor so I’m qualified for this.

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