is there a chimney with white smoke indicating the choosing of the new Epstein

it’s so cool we can nearly fit them all in the fireball radius of a Dong Feng (also my aim was shite didn’t mean to harm anyone on shore)

Where’s a pod of orcas when you need one?

So much evil in such short proximity.

Great meteors of space, this is your chance.

Please do the funniest thing possible.

I disavow any terrible thing that might happen to them.

Hark O mighty Neptune and hear my prayers for vengeance.

I need you to come out of retirement for one more job.

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Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen and an impressively long list! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more – only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye – a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself – forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen and an impressively long list, even any scantling of your soul is Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen and an impressively long list no more, but is now itself the sea!

Anyone else suddenly interested in scuba diving?

What kind of space alien wearing human skin makes a map where the sea is white and the land is blue

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Great Poseidon, hear my prayers for tsunami