Why do lucky days come from replies with vowels in them?
What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?
hnjbb bhj
“hold nose, jab bleach”
What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?
ccccvvbbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /.,
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
gggggggggggggggggghjgggggggggggggggglkm,l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Jfyvshjht uffh. Gsgb huhgryuhhhkjh?
fdgddddddddddd
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite food?
kjkl lk l;jm
Was god and nations made for slavery?
,b vvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
…my god… this changes everything.
Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?
mmmmmmmmmmm,…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ahh…so you’re doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.
How do I get rid of this hangover?
cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmc5 2222222222222222`m2
Why is she so cute?
n0o vh
“no vaginha”
edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got
What is my password? I’ve forgotten.
r3
I’m in!
Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)
Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?
JÓl’ 'lllllllll
Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!
weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadsxfgh
Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
kkl’
but what about 42?!!!
Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?
Type a
paireven amount of character if yes, or animpairodd amount if no.serrrrrrrrrrwq2122222222222``````````````
Fwiw, it’s “even” and “odd” in english
Oh, my bad, thank you sir










