• Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    32·
    2 天前

    we saw the trailer for this in the theatre and it looked like they pretty much condensed the whole movie into the trailer. no need to watch the whole thing really.

    it looked like a slightly less bad version of that moon movie where the guy from game of thrones becomes friends with the moon people’s ai inside the moon, but more like the parts before that when meteorites are raining down and you have to drive a car around dodging the meteorites, as the earth itself is breaking apart.

    • Commiechameleon [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      14·
      2 天前

      Which dude?

      “Anyone who claims to be king is no true king” - Daddy of the incestual twins, the one who knows nothing, the slayer / only one to cure stone skin, the incesting one, the one of incest ( I thought they quit acting though), the other incest Prince, “today is not the day I die” - dies (rawr), the big mofo(rawr), the one that got beheaded, the one that got killed at his wedding( not the incest one, the one with the wolf), the one with no junk, the other one with no junk with hair, the really smarmy one, the onion one, STANNIS THE MANNIS, bobert barratheon, the gay one, the other gay one with curls, the cuckboi slaver that is in love with a (“secret”) tyrant, the pretty boi pit fighter who also pines over the same tyrant, the one who drinks and knows things, the one who isn’t the mountain, King of the true North, the red headed bear of a man (rawr), the one that’s vampire coded (apparently? In the books?), the bastard vampire, pod the rod, the many faced man, the water dancer, hold the door, FDR as a monarch, the one who messed up the campaign of the guy who got killed at his wedding, blackfish (old badass who is sick of his incompetent nephew, previously mentioned), Gendry, the uncle of the incest twins, the funny cutthroat man who hangs around the short one, treryn mant, breast plate stretcher retriever.

      Anyone in particular I might be forgetting to mention or poorly describe?

  • companero [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    10·
    2 天前

    First Greenland movie was apparently made during Trump’s first presidency. Neill Blomkamp (semi-based anti-Trump radlib) was set to direct it but he left the project with no reason given. The final director, Ric Roman Waugh, apparently does other US propaganda movies (Angel Has Fallen, Kandahar).

    I haven’t actually seen any of these movies, but I wouldn’t rule out long-con psyop on this one.

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
      10·
      2 天前

      I don’t even know how what the point of it is though when reading the plot synopsis they are only even IN Greenland because that was the destination in the 1st movie, it looks like it’s all about getting to the comet impact zone in this (which is of course, and very logically so, the only safe place in the world)

      • companero [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
        8·
        2 天前

        In terms of propaganda, don’t underestimate the power of simply mentioning an obscure place in pop culture. It’s like product placement.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
      8·
      2 天前

      ive seen all of the “Burger Has Fallen” movies and willingly celebrate the filmography of Gerard Butler, like a pig rolling in hot August garbage. Angel Has Fallen is the funniest one, just for an extensive scene where his paranoid PTSD hermit father goes vietcong tunnel rat in the mountains of Jerkwater, West Virginia against the Blackwater-standin mercs. fuck i think im gonna rewatch that shit again this week.

      anyway, the first Greenland movie is hilarious. like some kind of eugenics-central planning + apocalypse fever dream of suburban dad vs a doomed Burgerland. i can’t even fathom how they franchise it into a sequel, so that will be the subtext of its sequel for me while i stuff potato wedges into my laughing gob.

      Gerard Butler, you have done it again.