I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
I always try to acronymize parody bill names because the dems love that shit. I spent about 20 to 30 seconds trying to do it but I got nowhere. The problem now is that all daylong I’m going to spend 30 seconds here and 20 seconds there trying to think up a new post idea for a killer parody Schumer bill acronym name. And I’ll get nowhere. I’m a stream of consciousness guy. If I cant finish my joke ~60 seconds tops - I’m probably not getting anywhere.
“Mr. ICE Agent - Representative Torres has made it my right to film—”
With tremendous force the agent smashes her hand. Her phone falls and breaks on the ground.
She screams - “You broke my phone and my hand!”
“Shut up, b*tch. Or I’ll break your face and skull too.”
Soon after Representative Torres introduces his ICE: Do Not Break Bones or Phones bill. In it he delineates…
You forgot he likes clever acronyms that spell out a word
I always try to acronymize parody bill names because the dems love that shit. I spent about 20 to 30 seconds trying to do it but I got nowhere. The problem now is that all daylong I’m going to spend 30 seconds here and 20 seconds there trying to think up a new post idea for a killer parody Schumer bill acronym name. And I’ll get nowhere. I’m a stream of consciousness guy. If I cant finish my joke ~60 seconds tops - I’m probably not getting anywhere.