I’m so tired of seeing ads for these things.
Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?
Why is it so expensive?
THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!
FUCK YOU


my dad got me and my brother one of those like forever ago and my brother used his I think but like I fucking hated it, I just want a regular tri fold wallet what’s got pockets for my cards and a big ol walletussy for my cash
Me: not everything needs a -tussy at the end!
You: Me coin purseussy
I ran across these the other day.
Type of shit I’m shooting when my partner is desperately low on vitamin c
trifold? oooh la dee da Mx. fancypants
I got one of their key holder things at a volunteer appreciation event and it’s actually pretty nice.
It makes sense in that situation though because you want to minimize how much space your keys take up. A wallet is bigger for a reason…