Kennedy said Trump had the most “unhinged” diet of the administration officials.
“The interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald’s, and, you know, candy and Diet Coke. He drinks Diet Coke at all times,” Kennedy said. “He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive, but he is.”
They can skip the embalming and just chuck him under some glass after he croaks
He’ll be kept under a heat lamp with a side of fries.
They’ll have to change the fries out periodically like the guard at the tomb of the unknown soldier