Sounds like you’re boring to me, feathered dinos are cool AF
Yeah, when science got around to it I felt very lied to - what delights we missed out on so many years of bad birb pop culture.
I mean ofc they were feathered to some extent, we just had to guess a lot of data over the decades.Also, if cat-like predators can be cool (which they are), then so would be feathered dino movies.
Just install big cat software on a cassowary hardware modded for hunt.
Right?
Indeed

Behold, a man
Whoa heh a naked chick. Cool.
Thats no chick. Thats a cock!
Johnson! That looks just like a
Pecker! Wait, that’s not a wood pecker it looks like someone’s
Wang! Pay attention to the lesson. Why are you looking at that
Not me, I am very, VERY happy.
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Feathered dinos are cooler

Dinos were basically Kevin’s from Up.
Me too but I think it’s more because I was 5 than anything to actually do with dinosaurs having feathers or not.
What if the feathers were badass mohawks or liberty spikes you ever think of that
Mongo is appalled!
I came here to make sure there was a DCC reference
God dammit Donut!
Chonk Chicken
I knew cassowaries were dinosaurs.
They also had cheeks!
Plus they were much smaller than depicted in movies. They are estimated to have weighed about 15 kg and were about 2m long, but over half of that was tail. A Border Collie has about the same body length and a much thicker build.
They were long, skinny murder turkeys.
How do we know if they’re skinny when we only got bones
Good question. Slender is a better term. Their skeletal structure is horizontally compact, more so than a Border Collie. Scientists can estimate musculature based on the size and shape of attachment points, but it’s all speculative.
The bones we got were out back a prehistoric BBQ hut with a picture menu for dinos who couldn’t read
all they had to do is specify the were Utharaptors and that’s it
I have a pet parrot. If that little 10oz, 8” motherfucker was my size we would all be fucked. Even at his size he can do damage, and when he’s mad he’s vicious. I’ve seen chickens fight each other or go after a bug. Those fuckers are dinosaurs.
I’ve never really liked the lizardy type of dinosaur, so I am actually happy that they are feathered
Now I’m even more disappointed that I wasn’t around to see them!
Personally for me having the comfort of modern life beats getting to live with dinosaurs, but no judgement.
You wouldn’t miss what you never knew. The comfort of modern life creates more problems for every one that it solves.
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