• Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    A young JD Vance overheard some older students at his high-school describe lurid sex acts, only hearing bits of the acts themselves, he follows them down the hall eager to unlock the forbidden knowledge these senior students possess. As he tries to piece together what they are describing based on the little context he can glean he finally hears the phrase that would change him for ever: It all made sense now, “More cushion for the pushin’”.