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BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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She's cracked the code

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She's cracked the code

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  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    c’mon that can’t be a real picture can it

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      It’s fake, but it is true that Usha Vance is currently pregnant.

    • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Almost certainly AI

  • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    A young JD Vance overheard some older students at his high-school describe lurid sex acts, only hearing bits of the acts themselves, he follows them down the hall eager to unlock the forbidden knowledge these senior students possess. As he tries to piece together what they are describing based on the little context he can glean he finally hears the phrase that would change him for ever: It all made sense now, “More cushion for the pushin’”.

  • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    It was a COUCH, not a SOFA, get it right!

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      If we’re gonna be technical, I’m pretty sure it was a love-seat

      • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        picard

  • LemonGrease [she/her, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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    “Howd you ever find the time” “Well you just gotta find the time :)”

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    “Where did you find the time to do something that takes a fraction of an hour, in the comfort of your own home?”

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      she has to prepare a slide deck of couch images from Overstock to help JD “make the warm”.

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