
Pucker up!

Dude was considered a sex symbol in his prime


Muwhahaha! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! That which is dead can NEVER die!I think we would be a more positive community if we got rid of upvotes and everyone bought a kissing robot.
Bring back the fraternal kiss

and the nobel peace prize goes to the sex toy
I heard there’s a number of rules you have to agree to before you can order one.
For more info, bing Kissinger rule 34.
Asking Jeeves now
Edit: oh no
Telelipdonics

later it will incorporate napalm
PSA: Do not put your penis into the kissenger.
That sounds like a challenge…
one step closer to

Why did they have to make it look scary though. I don’t wanna kiss disembodied lips ffs
(Sorry to all ghosts)
Because it’ll be a modular part to attach to a custom mask of the person you’re intending to use it with.
THAT’S EVEN SCARIER
Well it wouldn’t be just a disembodied mask, that would be weird. It’ll be on a sexbot.
That’s not much better

The kissussy

I saw this episode of the Big Bang Theory! Walawitz creates a prototype of this and practices with Raj.
If you really loved me you’d kiss the phone fleshlight for me.



















