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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 30 days ago

He has declared himself the new leader

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He has declared himself the new leader

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 30 days ago
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  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Evergreen bit lmao

  • jackmaoist [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I love how the new Venezuelan Guaido fell straight off the face of the earth after she got her Nobel.

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      It’s so fucking funny. Like the nobel prize was transparently this carefully arranged bit of propaganda for consent and legitimacy manufacturing, anointing the US’s chosen dictator with special laurels to imbue her with the mystic energies of righteous and divine liberal hegemony, and then Trump just starts crying and thrashing about, shit spraying everywhere, because he wanted the fun shiny thing and it’s not fair, and the attendants of the imperial legitimacy machine have to hurriedly burn this asset they spent so much time and effort setting up to replace their previous failed one.

      Then a bunch of other toadies start making their own fun shiny things to proffer as offerings to him seeking his divine favor (lucrative graft opportunities).

    • MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      29 days ago

      she’s not new though

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    God finally, let my man have his moment.

  • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    The left has one joke and its fucking hilarious

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    Too late, I already called dibs. I’m the new Ayatollah. All hail my greatness. Now destroy MAGA.

  • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Does anyone apart from us and like three-four niche meme aggregators even know who Juan Guaido is anymore?

    • BearerOfPickles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      For a split second, I couldn’t even recall which country he was “president” of

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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        Venezuela, Canada, the UK, France, Afghanistan, Ethiopia, Argentina, Mexico (twice), and there’s some debate about whether or not he’s the mayor of Donetsk.

        • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          New York city mayor too

          • BearerOfPickles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            Heard he even won class president

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      I repost every Guaidó meme in all my friends group chats

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Hmm maybe humanity can have little a generative AI, as a treat.

    • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      sicko-wistful I assumed it was a skillful photoshop. This was so doable with photo editing. I would have been giggling the entire time making this the proper way, if I’d had the idea.

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    plot twist: the Epstein Coalition airstrikes him anyway

  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I wonder what Guaido is up to these days?

    He has since lived in Miami, Florida,[32] having joined Florida International University as a visiting professor in September 2023.[313] As a senior leadership fellow at the university’s Adam Smith Center for Economic Freedom, Guaidó was paid $40,000 for one semester.[314][315]

    I see.

    • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Guaidó was paid $40,000 for one semester.

      So like 80k a year lol all thats shit to make as much as a middle manager in miami

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        Yeah I was definitely expecting more, he was in charge of a bunch of Venezuelan foreign assets that got stolen for a while and he couldn’t parlay that into a permanent position of power and prestige?

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    Juwan al-Ghuaido

    Why do I hear this in Hank Hill’s voice?

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    What is with Americans and trying to put Juan Guiados in power?

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    So is this a “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss” moment?

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      No, its a joke about Juan Guiado lol

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    jeb

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