My boxers have a little hole in the crotch so when I sit with my legs crossed I get a little turtle head saying hello
Counterspell: I am in the office and it’s Monday morning
The counterspell is called: Arbeitszeitbetrug
Same. Also I’m at a computer.
That feels like a self-destroying magic 🤔 (but then again so was mine)
Are you really a wizard if you wouldn’t cast a fireball no matter how small the room is?
Ohhh let’s just day I ONLY cast spells I’m standing in the blast radius of

Thanks. I needed to get ready for work, but got distracted.
very ineffective, as I only just opened this app
Counter with: “Working-class mindset of apathetic millennial”
I also have the “ADHD lack of focus” buff passively active… which stack.
I cast shittest ontoilet enhancer as a counter. Your spell had no effect on me worm.
That’s funny because I need to get up in 5 hours for work
Oh how you’ve pondered your orb, wizard. You have pondered your orb
No effect, I already have that status modifier.
Its part of my ‘self-awareness’ peristent class ability.
yes but im wasting time on my phone at work
Is this AI?
You know I’m not sure. I found it like this. Sorry if it isCorrection: Just reverse image searched it, it’s an original by this artist. Looks like there’s a hoard of products licensed off of it though
the screen time widget gets added to my home screen
Thanks my g. I can go to sleep now because of your effective slumber spell.
High quality meme
Well I’m on my commute so I don’t have anything better to do…










