She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining that she can hear me pissing like a fire hose from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? The closest bathroom on this floor is near her office, and I have a powerful stream. I measured it once, its like 20 PSI. I can punch a hole through 1/2in dry wall from at least 3ft away. If she has a problem maybe she should get a pair of Decibel Defense B01BEENYCQ Ear Protection which provide Maximum Hearing Protection with Unmatched Comfort. They have NRR 37 dB noise reduction, making them the perfect choice for shooting ear protection, power tools, and loud environments like when I’m unloading a days worth of backed up soda pop out of my bladder while she’s on a got damn zoom call.
I can’t wait to move out of this shithole.
The last time I sat to piss I shot through the roof like a Fattah 2 hypersonic missile. After I woke up from the concussion I was falling from the stratosphere at 10,000 meters per second. I had to use my stream to avoid being struck by incoming THAAD missiles my body triggered when I attained near escape velocity. No thanks comrade. I piss standing up with a two ton towing capacity winch wraped around my waist bolted to the load barring center joist of my moms house just to keep me grounded.