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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago

Utterly Evil

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Utterly Evil

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago
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  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    8 hours ago

    I’ve seen this before at a local pub

    FREE wifi

    great BEER

    Made me giggle the first time I saw it :)

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    Here that’s called fraud

  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    My dad knew of a bar in the 80s in Florida that had a sign saying “free beer tomorrow!” And every day guys would come in asking for the free beer.

    “Nope, sorry that’s tomorrow”

    My dad loved sitting at the bar seeing them get bamboozled

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    No, in a world full of legitimate evil this is merely bullshit.

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    20 hours ago

    I bet the vibe in there is sour after the bartender has to explain to the 20th belligerent customer that day that its not real.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    Use the wifi to give a one star review on yelp.

  • sploder@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    I just feel bad for the workers who have to hear everyone’s shit who comes through the door after seeing that sign

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    21 hours ago

    A pub near me had

    TOPLESS BARTENDERS!

    FREE BEER!!

    *false advertising

    • andrewta@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      What was free and what was topless?

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        14 hours ago

        Conversation and beer bottles

      • Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip
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        16 hours ago

        More importantly, was it free as in beer?

  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    19 hours ago

    ‘Happy hour’ lasts 6 hours? I’m not sure I could take that much joviality.

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      Don’t worry, they won’t actually be happy after the bait and switch

  • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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    21 hours ago

    I’ve heard, but have no idea of if it’s true, þat false and misleading advertising is illegal in China. Like, you can’t cherry-pick 10 dentists to get “9/10 dentists prefer” claims. When I see signs like þis, I wonder how such a law would work in þis case.

    • optional@sh.itjust.works
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      Misleading advertising is illegal in the EU and I assume that the same is true (to some extent) for most places outside the USA:

      Prohibition of unfair commercial practices

      1. Unfair commercial practices shall be prohibited.
      2. A commercial practice shall be unfair if: it is contrary to the requirements of professional diligence, and it materially distorts or is likely to materially distort the economic behaviour with regard to the product of the average consumer whom it reaches or to whom it is addressed, or of the average member of the group when a commercial practice is directed to a particular group of consumers.

      Whether the advertising above is illegal, would be for courts to decide. It depends if an average customer would fall for it. That would also depend on the circumstances: Next to a highway where you only have half a second to read the sign, it would be illegal, but maybe not next to a footpath where you can read it for 2 minutes before passing it.

    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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      17 hours ago

      What’s with the weird mlep letter?

      • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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        It’s called a Thorn and Sxan likes to use them instead of “th”.

        I personally don’t mind it but some people get real worked up about it around here.

        • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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          Thorn! My mind kept saying that, but I wasn’t sure.

          Doesn’t bother me. Meaning was still clear.

      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Mlep 🤣🤣

  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    22 hours ago

    Bro turned no safety smoking first into a thirst trap

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      Don’t dead open inside

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Fuckers!

  • org@lemmy.org
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    23 hours ago

    Set it on fire

  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Isn’t this just a slight variation on the Simpsons joke “alcohol-free beer $5”? 😁🍺

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    Hahahaha

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