me when i’m a tech CEO and i wanna make a few quick dollars on the stock market
Jensen Huang has completely transformed from a quiet asshole tech bro into a total, very public, dumbass. I call this the ‘Elon effect’ since it seems to happen to anyone who spends too much time with him.

An SCP that’s the cognitohazardous effect of becoming a huge loser because Musk just radiates loser particles
They thought capability of automating a CEOs job was a sign of AGI and not a sign that CEOs aren’t sapient
i’ll believe ai is sentient before i believe techbros are sentient
Everything these tech bros say is just total bullshit
common CEO problem
Probably a necessary requirement to become a CEO
The most common CEO problem is that their heads are stubbornly connected to their necks
It’s also a weird lie for him specifically to tell because you need less hardware to make predictions than to train. Shovel salesman says no more holes to dig.
we won the battle for AGI but also this is an ongoing war that our allies at open AI are welcome to aid us inBut Huang then seemed to slightly walk back his earlier claims, saying, “A lot of people use it for a couple of months and it kind of dies away. Now, the odds of 100,000 of those agents building Nvidia is zero percent.”
What does this mean?
Chatbots can’t do his job because he’s done his job and he’s seen what chatbots can do and he can see that they’re not up to the task. That’s true. The bullshit is when he thinks they can do everyone else’s job. He can’t see or understand what other people do, so he figures they can be replaced by a slurry of the words they use. In short:

it means he got the AI psychosis
“it just kind of dies, like it goes ‘having a job sucks and it stole my drive to continue’ then kills its self out of sheer will. it’s broken so we stopped using it”
Of one of these vampires actually said that, it would be so utterly believable.
people give it a try because of the hype but everyone who uses it realizes it’s useless and stops

adam jensen huang lmao
I have looked for memes about this but couldn’t find a single one strangely.

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:















