You’ve got these big fucking golf ball sized pucks of chickpea nugget and you’re supposed to put them in a pita or tortilla and eat them? And people… like that? These big fucking balls in your wrap? That you can fit like… three of?

I keep thinking they would be almost infinitely better fried and chopped up and then used as a filling but I also keep thinking if I do that it’ll be some White Person Shit i’ll get made fun of for like crushing ramen noodles so i can eat them with a spoon