You’ve got these big fucking golf ball sized pucks of chickpea nugget and you’re supposed to put them in a pita or tortilla and eat them? And people… like that? These big fucking balls in your wrap? That you can fit like… three of?

I keep thinking they would be almost infinitely better fried and chopped up and then used as a filling but I also keep thinking if I do that it’ll be some White Person Shit i’ll get made fun of for like crushing ramen noodles so i can eat them with a spoon

  • isame [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    21 days ago

    I was serious and ordered a falafel wrap pretty much immediately. I loved it and they’re super dense. The place I ordered from says they’re chickpeas and fava beans together. It was delicious, and I have leftovers.

    I also got hummus with pita. The hummus tasted far more like boiled peanuts than the store bought hummus I’m used to. Is that good? I love that flavor, but I have no context here beyond Sabria or whatever the brand is.