You’ve got these big fucking golf ball sized pucks of chickpea nugget and you’re supposed to put them in a pita or tortilla and eat them? And people… like that? These big fucking balls in your wrap? That you can fit like… three of?
I keep thinking they would be almost infinitely better fried and chopped up and then used as a filling but I also keep thinking if I do that it’ll be some White Person Shit i’ll get made fun of for like crushing ramen noodles so i can eat them with a spoon
I don’t know dawg i thought that’s what the bag says but they’re in a freezer 30 miles away rn and even if i were there it’s really cold and i don’t wanna go in there i’ll have to check next time i gotta make falafel
freezer falafel? it needs to be from a guy in a cart. or maybe a very small shop. and the business name should be “falafel king” OR “[place name] falafel”, no exeptions