> Digonese, upon seeing someone drink by cupping their hands
Diogenese would always put his whole mouth over the spigot no matter how many times we yelled and threw sandals at him.
He’d just giggle really obnoxiously and do that exaggerated flop on the ground of his before slowly rolling away in his barrel. soooooo self indulgently slowly. you had to be there you wouldn’t believe me.
holy fuck I do not miss diogenese. feel like shit just want him back exposing phantoms.
obviously i use a plastic bottle that i heat up first
how else would i get my daily microplastics??
uhhh I have an upside-down bottle attached to my cage
Me talking to my cat: I bet you drink water out of my glass? What’s wrong with you, seriously? Stop that.
Gourd
I use a coconut filled with layers of charcoal, microplastics and sand
