Q3 projections are 75%, 2% margin of error. Tankie rhetoric has gone up 30% in the past year and we approved multiple pro-authoritarian comments using our compromised admin accounts in the past week alone.
Do not spread this. I just wanted to make sure the meeting notes were written down somewhere.
edit: admins, please restrict this thread to hexbear users only. I didn’t know others could see it.
Excellent work, comrade! Ever since we carried out the pre-emptive defederation false flag, lemmy.world has been mired in chaos. Like Marx said: “Lie! Deceive! What matters most is to use every despicable trick available to us in the long and necessary process of destroying human freedom and agency. Also, if anyone quotes me on this to use it against our movement in the future, call them a CIA plant.” We always honors his words.
Outside of our big wins, have addressed budget shortfalls caused by payment delays from the IRGC?
The defederation was my greatest move. None of them questioned it.
Beijing has filled in funding gaps with a generous line of credit from the China Development Bank
Oh! The best part. They still don’t suspect it. Almost nobody there has questioned if Lemmy.world is becoming a tankie hive.
Without the instance tag they are unable to distinguish between Our Noble Liberalism and Their Wicked Authoritarianism
Mh my fellow liberals are making some good points, maybe we need to crush fascists with tanks and throw collaborators in gulags
activate order 66
I can’t wait until this order is over and we can get to the next one
🫲🥴🫱
Execute order 6-7.
66
sixty-six
six = xis
xis = Xi’s
ty = thankyou
Xi’s thankyou Xi
Pretty clear that the only way Xi could thank Xi is that he has a clone army of at least ten million President Xi’s - but being reasonable it’s obvious that only two million of them post on Hexbear (in shifts, naturally).
Sign me up, I want to go wreck Zionazi instances too. Do we still get Xibux for this, or is this more of a PutinCoin sort of situation?"
The cybercrime division has managed to expropriate Soros bonds that were intended for the no kings protesters, but they’re still working on converting them to BRICSbucks in a non-tracable way. Expect payout in a month or so.
People may think I’m a troll now here on Hexbear.net, but none of you have seen my true form. I have trolling skills that can derail entire forums with a single sentence.
I have trolling skills that can derail entire forums with a single sentence.
I can do it in one word.
China
TRUST THE PLAN
HEXBEARIOTS ARE IN CONTROLJust fyi that one user we all decided to pick on for no reason is starting to get suspicious
I already know
My tulpa is ready. I have already hacked into their mind palaces via the (s)internet. All according to keikaku
Hahaha I’ve been seeing more based comments from world lately and had been wondering about this, whether or not it’s a bit.
Keep it up. They still have me permabanned. Anyone wanna do something about that?
Never bothered making an account there but I’m glad its culture is shifting, the admins must be seething lmao
the admins must be seething lmao
Nope, trust the plan ;]
You fool, why would you not post this in c/centralcommittee where only the Hexbear Politburo can see it?
Now they will catch on to what we’re doing.
I thought c/chapotraphouse was just for us. It’s our house.
We’re doing good work with that MrKaplan alt we all collectively manage, but if people start leaving .world we need to make sure we have our fake Zionist accounts in charge of whatever community they go to, so we can keep having those accounts abuse their power and turn people against Israel.
The takeover should be smooth sailing, but the one thing that could foil our plots would be if they started purging all the Zionist accounts (which we secretly control). Just imagine the look on Putin’s face if we had to report to him that Zionist accounts were getting banned across the fediverse. He’d probably shut down Hexbear and then balkanize Russia out of shame.
Oh, that explains .world beefing with anarchists
Whoa whoa whoa, this thread is for Hexbear members ONLY. You shouldn’t be able to view it.
It’s cool, I’m on the color revolution taskforce
I know this is a joke but I do actually know 4 hexbears are doing entryism on lib lemmyworld teams.
I secured permission to say this because everyone agrees it’s funny.
Those are the limited hangout accounts. I’m talking about the ones that post hardcore 𝕽𝖚𝖘𝖘𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 libs can’t even spot. They know you’re a tankie if you start advocating for basic needs or bodily autonomy. They don’t scrutinise every comment though.
Now this is goodposting
Nice, just one percent more to go
Hell yeah.
