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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago

"Anatomical" size gang keeps on winning

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"Anatomical" size gang keeps on winning

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago
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  • Elysia [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    9 days ago

    There is an old chapo episode where they crack jokes about a community of people who are into Big Penis Humiliation

    I’m glad they are also getting the century of humiliation they’ve been waiting for catgirl-salute

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      How does big penis shame work? It’s usually considered a good trait, even if it becomes totally impractical and a funny curiosity rather than a working tool

      Unless you don’t want a dick at all which is something different. I guess there’s probably a subset of transwomen who don’t want bottom surgery but would still prefer a smaller dick I guess?

      • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        in Ancient Greek society the aesthetic was big balls and a small penis

        • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          Oh so I was born WAY too late.

        • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          What if we only think that because all the writing about how much they love big dicks just didn’t survive the passage of time

          • Florn [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            History is written by small dicked

      • ephemeral [any]@hexbear.net
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        they just have such a humiliation fetish that they are jealous of guys who can enjoy small penis humiliation and want a piece of that action lol

      • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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        Yeah, bottom surgery would be too much work but I got a fat cock, would be very happy with a smaller cock. Strangely into small penis humiliation even though my cock is 9 inches. Someone funnier than me can crack a joke about that, I’m sure there’s something there

        • Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Sounds like there’s a lot there

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Dios le da pan al que no tiene dientes

          • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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            Some drown while others die of thirst 😔

  • mayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The price increase when going up from the average size is an unjust moral tax

    Soon I’ll have to make a choice between safe and gay sex

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      If you can’t fit an “Average” condom, you simply aren’t trying hard enough.

      • Abracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        If you use a regular sized condom and it’s too small for you it can rip.

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          So can a regular sized condom used on a regular sized penis. If you aren’t willing to resize your penis for sex, you simply need to get your head in the game.

          • Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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            So that’s what they mean by bone smashing


            ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

      • mayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        There’s actually quite a difference in a few mm difference in circumference (they are all equally long)

        Sure, you can pull one over your head, but it’s going to restrict blood flow (and feel extremely uncomfortable)

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          So youre telling me its also a cheap cock ring?

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    <tinfoil>This is a plan to raise birth rates</tinfoil>

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Still, people are simply fucking less

      • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Volcel gang. I haven’t fucked in like 10 years. This cougar at my local dive bar keeps hitting on me tho lmao.

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          This cougar at my local dive bar keeps hitting on me tho

          You know what to do 07

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    Another win for the goat intestine gang

  • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    raise prices (…) per BBC

    come on now

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    I’m picturing a very large man, the largest maker of condoms

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    Ha ha, get a load of this nerd and his penis that works. Couldn’t be me.

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