Idk how many customers I’ve had who claimed they change navigate simple web pages suddenly find some sentence buried deep in the fine print of the term and conditions that they can use to badger me into accepting a 2 year old return.
More like “lazy-iterate”


I do not miss working retail
Everyone treats you like scum
The state should allow every retail worker to carry a cattle prod or electric whip and give them free reign to utilize it
Don’t worry, I pushed a hotfix
Patch notes:
retail and service workers now spawn with 12-gauge shotguns
beans make you fart even more
Owls are less dirty
you can fast travel by drinking alcohol
Shit meta devs pls buff
sorry we had to nerf owls after the piss and shit update ruined pvp servers
Poo vs piss servers
COME GET SOME…
Of our amazing deals and offers!
You know who worked retail…
Shop smart
Shop S-Mart
Oh hi, long forgotten childhood memory
I got in trouble for talking about playing Duke Nukem 3D at school
Definitely never forgetting that
“shake it baby”
oh no, look what you’ve done to me
Every retail worker should be allowed one free kill per year.