Uhhhhhh you owe me new pants

I can tell you from personal experience that is not true. Let me tell you it was a very uncomfortable flight.

Not with that attitude you won’t.

what if i had a pisstol and a sawed-off shitgun and fired them both at once in my pants

I tried it and I got the piss and shit but also cum and blood (Alongside an earth-shattering orgasm)??? Is that normal???