Planetary discs are just cock rings for your gravity well.
You look at Saturn and you know the earth is really flat.
Like there’s just no way a planet actually does that. It’s silly. Heliocentrism is just so silly.
The rings are simply the foreskin of our Saviour
Yea, Jupiter mogs Saturn despite its rings
one day the sun will fuck something up and saturn will cut jupiter in half
i just know it
This is me taking.
Saturn’s rings are cool as hell
Gollum ass planet
Gas giants like: look at this loser covered in blue liquid
Earth:
Hey! This is it! Look up the posts by like MenorahMan on that sub. Craziest conspiracy theories ever. Someone should make some media based on that cause it honestly sounds like some metal album lore when you think about it.
I used to play Elite: Dangerous and flying into a ring was a very uncomfortable feeling for me. Like dropping into a deep pool.
