Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · vor 2 MonatenSocial Media was a mistakelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1648
arrow-up1648imageSocial Media was a mistakelemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · vor 2 Monatenmessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·vor 2 MonatenBut if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
minus-squarekevincox@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up34·vor 2 MonatenLet’s take a little recess and circle back.
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·vor 2 MonatenSorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·vor 2 MonatenI would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
minus-squareSoulg@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·vor 2 MonatenSorry that human bodies are gross lmao
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·vor 2 Monatenafter this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
minus-squareFistingEnthusiast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·vor 2 MonatenThen you’re obviously not worthy
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·vor 2 Monatenhave you not heard of candles?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·vor 2 MonatenI’ve done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose
But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
Let’s take a little recess and circle back.
Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
A username well-earned
Mister Stoker sir ?!
Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao
after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
Then you’re obviously not worthy
I get that reference.
have you not heard of candles?
Then it smells ass, and candles.
I’ve done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose