Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days agoNothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthemtankie.tubeexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up174
arrow-up174external-linkNothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthemtankie.tubeAwoo [she/her]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·edit-217 days ago There will soon be a schism between Protestantism and Burger Protestantism. The True Faithful are singing songs of praise, martyring themselves in front of His house. We will see an era of purity and dollar menu abundance once again.
minus-square30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·17 days agoI HATE BURGER CALVINISM
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-217 days ago🎶 Always look on the grill side of life 🎶
minus-squarepierre_delecto [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 days agoIt’s hard to pick a single signature as the best, but I think this one is my favorite
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-217 days agoIt’s such a beautiful quote. He went Full with cum and it’s not even the weirdest Bryan Johnson thing. edit: Oh yeah, I just read it out like a dramatic monologue and it might displace the 9/11 Total Accident Theory as my favourite deadpan thing.
There will soon be a schism between Protestantism and Burger Protestantism. The True Faithful are singing songs of praise, martyring themselves in front of His house. We will see an era of purity and dollar menu abundance once again.
I HATE BURGER CALVINISM

🎶 Always look on the grill side of life 🎶
It’s hard to pick a single signature as the best, but I think this one is my favorite
It’s such a beautiful quote. He went Full
with cum and it’s not even the weirdest Bryan Johnson thing.
edit: Oh yeah, I just read it out like a dramatic monologue and it might displace the 9/11 Total Accident Theory as my favourite deadpan thing.