You can just have a fetish, it doesn’t have to be newsworthy

no i’m not a deviant i swear, this is a doctor-prescribed cock cage!
everyday we stray further from god’s light

A 57-year-old man by the name of Marcus told the men’s lifestyle magazine that he’s been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades. It’s a “passion he thinks grew out of the comic books he’d read as a child.” By his own measurements, his scrotum is “bigger than a mango” at 14.5 inches.
Yeah I remember Super Man having a super scrote in issue #69
Webbing is stored in the balls
Super Mario canonically flys around with his ball sack.
I’ve seen bigger
Old dude playing chess at the nude beach. I assumed testicular cancer but I didn’t ask. Maybe he was just ahead of his time.

@TankieTanuki@hexbear.net this you?
No this is Tanuki

That’s my cousin, TesticlesTanuki

It’s really weird for them to be reporting on a niche saline growth fetish community like they’re doing this for some trendy wellness or beauty reasons instead of just a long existing fetish.
like imagine the headline but its about balloon humpers and they’re making it out to be for heart health or something. what is this framing.
the west can no longer imagine a future, so it turns to imagining bigger balls

when your bros find the CBT toys and you need to come up with an excuse
Stan’s dad did this in South Park
yeah but that was to smoke weed with impunity, a noble cause
Just gonna get little bit of cancer, Stan.
Explaining gender dysphoria to a chud: “imagine your scrotum was small and wimpy”
The US will simultaneously outlaw any form of transgender healthcare while fully state funding scrotemaxxing injections for anyone with balls smaller than a walnut.
they’re paying tribute to our DOGE staffers who’ve fallen in the line of duty

gamer minmaxing
pee is stored in the balls, bigger balls mean you can go longer without a bathroom break
Inject this shit straight into my balls
What is wrong with this species i am part of


















