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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 20 days ago

Woke has won 😔

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Woke has won 😔

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 20 days ago
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https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/hooters-family-friendly-neighborhood-rebrand-b2982094.html

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    Give the brand to me I’ll make it good I promise

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Actual owls can’t carry plates, and nobody but you wants to eat dort!

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        You’re just being negative it will work

        • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          Its just really dark to have a bird serve wings! Even if the wings are made out of dort! And i don’t think sort is FDA approved for human consumption anyway!

          And for that reason I’m out. You’re gonna have to get investment from the other dragons/lions/sharks/whatever we’re calling the investors on the show today.

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        Wait a minute! Suppose two owls carry it together?

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      Rename it Hooty’s and everyone has to wear a costume like this.

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        Not everyone, just one person. The rest are in blowfish costumes - I think you see where I’m going with this

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          I imagine if Only Wanna Be With You was playing on a constant loop it would keep people from lingering at their tables.

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            Calm down, Satan

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