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chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago

Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man

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Scientists Successfully Transplant Pig Foreskin Onto Circumcised Man

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chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure […]
  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Will it actually restore the sensitivity tho?

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      For the first time in history, we’ve been able to confirm without a doubt that renewed sensitivity and enhanced sexual pleasure can be safely transferred from pig to man.

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        Oh god damnit I didn’t see this was an onion joke, got my hopes up!

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      There’s certainly potential https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/100659-longest-orgasm-in-mammals

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        :sicko-pig:

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        Also known as swine or hog, pigs are considered a subspecies of Sus scrofa, the wild boar, although they’ve been domesticated since as early as 13,000 BC.

        When the scrofa is sus stop-posting-amogus

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