I’m super excited for this. With just 100 transplants, I can have the largest foreskin on Earth. A weighted blanket wherever I go.
deleteSoon I will be able to shield my eyes from negativity like yours. Guess why.
Really excited about my paragliding potential they said I’ll have after foreskin #300 gets installed.
You know that worm from Dune? That’s what I want for me.
For that you really want the tanuki ball sack transplant
Why not both?
Feels like a minor supe from The Boys
Remember that post about the Olympics where people were injecting silicone into their dicks to give them more circumference because each % increase in girth yielded a proportional increase in ski jump distance?
happybadger’s foreskin will soon provide enough additional circumference and aerodynamic lift to exceed orbital velocity. we’re going to beat SpaceX to Mars on the backs of pig foreskins and sheer gumption
That’s how you do it. Nothing but hog. Engineering elegance.
The Onion
Is it bad I totally believed this?
This is the only one I’ve ever fallen for.
Was genuinely excited.
It doesn’t seem particularly far fetched? We do it with their heart valves after all
You can’t do a xenotransplantation of living tissue, its immunogenic. The implanted heart valves are dead.
Using dead pig skin as a graft is just a worse version of a fish scale graft with way increased risk of infection. Even if it was possible (I don’t know if it is) it would just be a worse version of an existing procedure
Oh interesting, I didn’t know the valve was dead
So what you’re saying is we need a fish foreskin to transplant
Preferably more of a fore-scales situation
Please don’t give the scalies any more ideas
hog on hog
new advancements in hog technology
god damn i almost ate the onion
Nah, I swallowed it whole.
Oh so thats what the onion is for
Shouldn’t this be in fake news?
You can cross post it
No way in hell did I open hexbear to see this reply, only to get this:
This is worse than reddit I’m leaving goodbye bears.
So now you can literally jork your hog?
damn i was kinda excited i wanted my luxury pussy to have elephant ears
I want to turn myself into a flying squirrel
Doc is it supposed to uh… curl, like that?
Published: June 8, 2026
NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure performed late last year, expressing hope that the new development in cross-species phallus grafts could help address the nearly 130 million Americans on the national waiting list to receive a foreskin donation. “We took porcine tissue from a specially bred, well-endowed pig and genetically edited the sample in order to reduce the chance that it would be rejected by the host penis. For the first time in history, we’ve been able to confirm without a doubt that renewed sensitivity and enhanced sexual pleasure can be safely transferred from pig to man. Imagine a world in which doctors can promise terminally circumcised patients a second chance at stimulation.” At press time, Dr. Langford announced that after a record 93 days, the penis had died.
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Will it actually restore the sensitivity tho?
For the first time in history, we’ve been able to confirm without a doubt that renewed sensitivity and enhanced sexual pleasure can be safely transferred from pig to man.
Oh god damnit I didn’t see this was an onion joke, got my hopes up!
There’s certainly potential https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/100659-longest-orgasm-in-mammals
:sicko-pig:
Also known as swine or hog, pigs are considered a subspecies of Sus scrofa, the wild boar, although they’ve been domesticated since as early as 13,000 BC.
When the scrofa is sus
tossing the pigskin mean something different in my day
Putting a new meaning to “post hog”.
this is taking anti-Zionism WAY TOO FAR
