NEW YORK—Calling the breakthrough a significant step forward in xenotransplantation, New York University doctors confirmed Monday they had successfully transplanted a pig foreskin onto a circumcised human. “This successful operation proves that pig penises are a viable, long-term solution for circumcised patients in desperate need of working foreskin,” lead surgeon Robert Langford said of the procedure […]
I’m super excited for this. With just 100 transplants, I can have the largest foreskin on Earth. A weighted blanket wherever I go.
Soon I will be able to shield my eyes from negativity like yours. Guess why.
Really excited about my paragliding potential they said I’ll have after foreskin #300 gets installed.
You know that worm from Dune? That’s what I want for me.
For that you really want the tanuki ball sack transplant
Why not both?
Feels like a minor supe from The Boys
Remember that post about the Olympics where people were injecting silicone into their dicks to give them more circumference because each % increase in girth yielded a proportional increase in ski jump distance?
happybadger’s foreskin will soon provide enough additional circumference and aerodynamic lift to exceed orbital velocity. we’re going to beat SpaceX to Mars on the backs of pig foreskins and sheer gumption
That’s how you do it. Nothing but hog. Engineering elegance.