“Okay, so like they’ll still vote for you if you’re a former mercenary, but what if you had a Nazi tattoo?”
“Alright what if you had a rape allegation but it came from across the political isle”
“Okay, okay, now let’s say you’re a concentration camp guard…”
“Woah, I honestly didn’t think that was gonna work. Alright this time you have a rape allegation and she believes in your platform and still thinks she should vote for you. That one doesn’t fly huh?”
“Win? Who cares about winning, this is gold, man!”
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“Okay, so like they’ll still vote for you if you’re a former mercenary, but what if you had a Nazi tattoo?”
“Alright what if you had a rape allegation but it came from across the political isle”
“Okay, okay, now let’s say you’re a concentration camp guard…”
“Woah, I honestly didn’t think that was gonna work. Alright this time you have a rape allegation and she believes in your platform and still thinks she should vote for you. That one doesn’t fly huh?”
“Win? Who cares about winning, this is gold, man!”