Taco Bell has temporarily removed lettuce, guacamole, and pico de gallo from many menu items as a parasite causing severe diarrhea spreads across multiple U.S. states.
The fast-food chain acted out of caution as health officials investigate cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness linked to contaminated produce. The move affects popular items, including burritos, tacos, and bowls that typically feature fresh ingredients.
How would anyone be able to tell the difference if they got explosive diarrhea from a parasite or just eating Taco Bell.
The reason some Americans unironically complain about bad shits after eating Mexican food is because their bodies are accustomed to having zero dietary fiber intake. Eating some beans and lettuce is enough to upset their stomach. Pathetic.
Robert, I thought you were supposed to fix this! /s
Trust, this is all part of the plan. The Age of the Worm is here.
The guerrilla marketing for Dune 3 is really getting out of hand
sandworm drink cup was bad enough
The worm says it’s good for you
This parasite gives you diarrhea for weeks, maybe up to a month. Taco Bell does not make people have diarrhea for a month.