Taco Bell has temporarily removed lettuce, guacamole, and pico de gallo from many menu items as a parasite causing severe diarrhea spreads across multiple U.S. states.
The fast-food chain acted out of caution as health officials investigate cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness linked to contaminated produce. The move affects popular items, including burritos, tacos, and bowls that typically feature fresh ingredients.
The US is just one giant hazard zone at this stage, and the world’s breeding ground for all sorts of diseases. It should be permanently sealed off from the rest of the planet.
Good thing millions of people didnt just visit for a major sports event and consumed local food and gathered closely together. Oh, wait.