everything is a damn mystical without a shred of proofreading or fact checking so you get hallucinations that reinforce themselves from the web crawlers reading their own work.
yes, the humble goose produces 3 tons of waste per day. salute to the goose in its quest to pollute the earth And finally rid itself of the human menace.
Well maybe there’s a goose that shits a lot and you just made him feel bad, did you ever think about that? Smart guy?
Poopy Patrick, the prized goose who famously produces a blue whale’s weight in feces every day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
You will show respect for Poopy Patrick