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Platner’s Reddit history: (the real campaign). “AITA for having a Nazi tattoo and also I love my wife”: (every post)

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“So I (38M) served three tours and now I farm oysters, but my wife (36F) doesn’t understand that the Totenkopf is about Stoicism”

:epstein:

based AITA class solidarity! The noxious character of these posts is why he got so mad at r/relationships for “not understanding context.” Being a sweet and earnest person talking about collective struggle is “low effort” to this insignificant being who wrote 14,880 words about his marriage to strangers.

“UPDATE: My wife left me and also I’m running for Senate now”

The cannibalistic logic of PMC Reddit is reaching terminal velocity. These “veteran oyster farmer” vampires don’t realize they’re just creating surplus trauma for karma farmers while their “context” becomes obsolete every refresh. It’s like an MLM for people who think military service is a personality.

“EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!”

Your gold is managing the digital paperwork for your own collapse, you absolute ghoul. The “populist veteran” requires these domesticated losers to believe that AITA votes are constituent services. But suggest he log off? That’s “ableist against trauma processing.” Ironic

“EDIT 2: Several women have DM’d me saying they also don’t understand Stoicism”

The synthesis of the Chad and virgin faces—simultaneously the wronged husband AND the Senate candidate sliding into DMs “for research.” Will these irrelevant soy posters ever get their “NTA judgment” by actually being not the asshole? Noooo, that’s “impossible under capitalism” :amber: