• Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    43·
    1 month ago

    If we talk about this like the western media talks about Xi having a cup of tea:

    “American despotic leader “President” Trump was seen with two empty wine glasses and a third filled with the popular American beverage, “Diet Coke” which has long been seen as a symbol of American power and influence, as well as American desire for oil, due to the similar colour. Experts have noted that two empty wine glasses could indicate that Trump is prepared to “fill up his glass” an American expression which means to “invade more countries in the Middle East.” and the two glasses indicate further plans for more invasions. The filled glass represents Iran, and the empty glasses likely represent Yemen, and an unlikely third candidate (continued further in article)”

    • VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      24·
      1 month ago

      The placing of two wine glasses at the premierial table has never been seen before. The gesture is incredibly demeaning and insulting, and expert analysis reveals that this is likely an intimidation tactic by Vice Premier JD Vance. This indicates that Premier Trump is on the losing side of the internal power struggle behind the notoriously closed doors of the US ruling caste. Vice Premier Vance likely intends to remove Trump from power entirely through vague charges of corruption and administrative house arrest, a traditional tactic of American political schemers. The Times has been unable to confirm Premier Trump’s current whereabouts, and he has not been seen since he left the banquet. However, analysis by America experts indicates that Mr. Trump is likely to have been summarily executed.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
      9·
      1 month ago

      In all seriousness - it would be awesome if Trump wore an overly long red tie with his tux. That would force GOP pols into a pickle. In a formal wear a tux occasion - do they wear a traditional bowtie or do they put on a ridiculous overly long red tie to show they are a Trump binch.