“We let you win on purpose, actually”All the U.S allies in the region sure noticed that American military commanders have been choosing not to intercept some missiles.
I don’t stop you from pantsing me and then stuffing me in a locker because I actually don’t mind.
Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
The vibes of a guy assuring the audience that it’s all part of the act when the lion eats the magician
joke’s on you. i like it when you punch me in the face
there there
we’re trained wrong on purpose…
…as a joke.
We lost the war on purpose
time for iran to do the funniest shit and design their guidance to start off course and then correct last minute
At this point a list of snot-nose-playground-bully expressions for when things don’t go to plan might be merited. So far I can think of: -I don’t care about that anyway -I never said I wanted that -That’s against the rules -Just wait until my dad gets here (they’re resupplying from europe and beyond) -I’m gonna kill you for that (nihil repetitur) -Slurs
Can anyone add to that?
I don’t know how you formulate it, but pretending to have won a fight that you lost definitely fits this mold. Oh, I actually do know one part of it: You’re lucky that I was holding back, I totally could clobber you if I wanted to (the Israel classic)
Americans could be heard saying that since several generations ago.
going to the teacher to cry that you’re being bullied (constant cries to the rest of NATO)
The Pentagon issues a press release “Our proud war fighters are letting some Iranian projectiles through our impenetrable defenses…”
Within seconds the fastest Pentagon press core reporter is furiously rewriting the release to be an article. As more seconds pass - more reporters enter the brainless contest to be be first to publish.
I meant to do that
Resorting to the most embarrassing of Israeli bullshit.
We’re gonna injure his fist with our face
A new way of explaining why the interceptors don’t work I guess. no need to fire them if it doesn’t do anything anyway.
Isn’t it just that interceptors use a fuckton of munitions to achieve the intercept. They weren’t prepared for this kind of sustained attack and are running low on ammo.
Depends what they are intercepting. The new stuff Iran has is simply outmaneuvering the interceptors.
It actually is smart to not intercept those missiles and keep your missiles around for stuff that is slow enough to get caught.
Israel had been using this excuse since the start
