Damn. Kirk was offed because he refused to get the boybortion Prager wanted him to get?Daddy’d be so mad and disappointed if he found out they were having gaybies out of wedlock.
As soon as he found out he was boypreggers, they found a way to fake his death so he could raise their child in secret. It’s basically Romeo and Juliet but with a happy ending that the Liberal Mainstream Media™ doesn’t want you to hear about
Edit: I’m absolutely adding “gaybies” to my vocabulary
Obligatory “pregger U”
“Welcome back to Pregger U, I am Penis Pregger and today we are going to learn about boybortions”
It’s a serious issue 😞
That photo is goddamn cognito hazard 😭 been stunlocked for at least 5 whole minutes just gigling at trump saying ‘boypreggers’
“Pragernent” is actually the title of my Dennis Prager/Charlie Kirk mpreg slash fic
Post that shit to Ao3
Damn. Kirk was offed because he refused to get the boybortion Prager wanted him to get?Daddy’d be so mad and disappointed if he found out they were having gaybies out of wedlock.
As soon as he found out he was boypreggers, they found a way to fake his death so he could raise their child in secret. It’s basically Romeo and Juliet but with a happy ending that the Liberal Mainstream Media™ doesn’t want you to hear about
Edit: I’m absolutely adding “gaybies” to my vocabulary