LOWER RIGHT IT’S THE SLAB!
>eat your greens
>they’re brown
Lol it literally looks like prison food that got whisleblown and nothing was done about.
The fascism comes home to roost mother chuckers (was going to say fuckers but I’ll keep the auto correct).
Chuds will map a meat texture from an old PS2 game onto a slab of recycled styrofoam and feed that to their soldiers and in the same breath yell that the vegan salami i just had is “premium dog food”.
a trillion dollar struggle bus
I don’t know much history but there’s no precedent for what happens to military campaigns when the soldiers aren’t happy, is there?
All shit and no shingle.
The slab looks like a stack of gyro meat slices from the freezer section. I’m pretty sure we saw this before months ago.
Regardless the stories when the USS Lincoln returns will be nuts.
It’s def frozen gyro meat
Idk why they can’t cook that shit either, you just throw it on a griddle and fry it
Fr! I used to be a cook that worked with that shit, you could “cook” it with a fuckin lighter if you wanted, probably safe to eat raw it’s so processed
I like how one little bit broke containment in the top left image, it makes it look like the scene of Disney’s Christmas Carol where Mickey is slicing individual peas
Why can’t these people cook fries, like, they look fucking microwaved or something. They don’t have cooking oil or like, ovens?? I figured they’d have industrial deep fryers on an American boat
The real oil crisis
Once again, I was misled by cartoons!
I’ve got a pal who I used to work with who now cooks for the coast guard. They have a well equipped kitchen and basically a limitless budget for ingredients and tools. Most of the people there still eat Kraft dinner and bologna but that’s on them
Literally children
They’re probably out of cooking oil.
I mean, yeah – the strait’s closed
The cooks probably hail from Applebee’s lol.
Our special ally demands some sacrifices sweetie. So shut up and eat your slab.
IDF gets burger king. USA sailors get the nutriloaf slab.
You will get on the boat. You will eat the slab.
US sailors get something moldy from behind the fridge
This puts TERF island school food to shame.
“OR SUFFER MY STOMACH PAINS!”
Ashens: “Raise your hand if you’re a vegetarian. Oh what’s that? All of you now?”
I think calling it a “floating slum” is a bit generous at this point
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