Mandatory piss tests but it’s not for drugs it’s to make sure you’re hydrated enough to produce enough labor value to be worth it
Funny enough I’m more familiar with the army version
They seem to be looking at piss on the spectrum instead of static gradients of piss
Pissing blood just means you’re dehydrated apparently.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT PRODUCTIVITY WHY DOES EVERYONE ON THE PLANET CARE ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT JUST LET ME BE DISABLED IN PEACE AAAAAAUGGH
I really hate it. I have a diagnosis that says i need to chill, yet i must produce!
My doctors say I shouldn’t exert myself more than I can handle (i.e. a few minutes at a time, maybe a couple times per day) but Disability Services thinks I just need to move to Toronto and get a full time job. (With what money? Nobody will hire me because I can’t do the part of a job where you do work.)
Infuriating. Why must everyone go through this humiliating ritual of performing for their permission to live?
I really hope for a future where you not only don’t have to do labour but also dont feel pressured to apologize for it.
There’s this old treatment that was used for Myalgic Encephalitis called GET. Essentially every doctor you could think of to ask will tell you straight up GET cannot improve ME/CFS and consistently makes it worse for almost all patients. Only a handful of unlicensed quack practitioners still even offer this treatment anywhere on the planet.
However, people whose job it is to practice medicine without a license (insurance ghouls, disability denial people, etc.) love suggesting that you don’t have a disability and to just try GET. Again you won’t be able to find anyone who actually does this, and even if you do no insurance will cover it because it’s like some chiropractor who has received a lifetime ban from quackery and moved to Croatia to run a sketch GET clinic.
To the tune of Seeing Red by Minor Threat
I’m peeing RED
you need to see a doctorI was hoping for a full somg parody, but not surprised someone has done it
You’re peeing and and you laugh out loud
You taunt me from safe your pee has no cloud
My piss, it must threaten you
To make you act the way you do
Red, I’m peeing red
I’m peeing red
I’m peeing red
I’m peeing red
You see me and you think I’m thirsty
First impressions without a word
You can’t believe your eyes at first
But now you know you’ve seen the thirst
I swear there was a pre-title to the song called “end result of drinking too much Hawaiian punch” but I couldn’t replicate it on searches and I’m not at my pc with the mp3 to check
When the pee ain’t clear, death is near!
Reminds me of
and here I thought the difference in urine color comes from whether you leave the foreskin on the grapes
Common misconception
Lol at stay productive but a really good reminder
Of course, wouldn’t have thought to take the Pic without it
what if your urine is neon green and literally glows in the dark? I’ve been peeing like this for a solid year now. I feel good, so I don’t think it’s a medical issue, I’m fine right?
Do you take riboflavin supplements?
That’s just a sign you might want to consume one fewer monster energy per day
when they say crack a glowstick they don’t mean crack open like a can of something
