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YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前

Fell asleep while wife was driving home last night, she went above and beyond by remembering how important this was to me...

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Fell asleep while wife was driving home last night, she went above and beyond by remembering how important this was to me...

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YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 年前
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    Also going 69 MPH? Nice.

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      Nice.

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        Nice

        • stanka@lemmy.ml
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          Noice

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            1000005142

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      Nice.

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    Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?

    • Malta Soron@sopuli.xyz
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      Yeah, it’s literally in the title.

      • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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        which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h

        • Jakeuphigh@lemm.ee
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          Literally no, read it again: OP

          • Was asleep
          • was woken by wife and
          • took picture

          Wife didn’t need to take the picture, she woke OP to take the picture

          • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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            if op is the one who took the picture then there’s no problem indeed, my bad

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            Technically, nowhere it says she woke OP up.

            She just remembered how important this was to OP to the point of either waking OP up and let take a pic, or take a pic on her own.

            We will never know…

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          i swear people on the internet have never driven a car before. you get used to the speed after like 10 seconds

          • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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            that doesn’t mean you can just take your hands off the wheel to take a picture

            • _number8_@lemmy.world
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              it only takes one hand

              • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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                and all of your attention

        • Visitor72@lemmynsfw.com
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          For the sake of symmetry, I would’ve liked to see her step it up by 10 or 15 MPH, get in another 85. It is a good, crisp photo though. Can’t fault that.

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      “am I the only one” is such a garbage statement. Overused attention seeking hyperbole.

      I came to Lemmy to avoid this Reddit shit

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        Huh? It’s a very commonly-used English expression, nothing remotely related to Reddit

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          It’s a pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.

          It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not they are the only one, they should already know that the answer is “no,” yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, “am I the only one” disguises a statement of opinion as a question.

      • ahal@lemmy.ca
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        Am I the only one who came to Lemmy for more of that shit?

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    I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.

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      deleted by creator

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        To be fair, I think texting while stationary at a red light is a tad different than trying to take a photo at a whopping 70mph (check the speedometer).

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        What are you smoking? Dude’s wife was driving at 70 mph and capturing this “milestone” …

        Reckless af. Very easily could have lost control or read ended a family just traveling to their destination

      • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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        Literally never. I value my life and those of others around me.

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    glad she slowed down to 70mph before taking the pic

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      If you look closer, you’ll see she’s doing 69.

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        oh, that would be unsafe on the road

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          Honestly it’s hard to pull off in bucket seats as well.

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      70 mph so 110kmh. Basically standing from a German perspective. :)

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    ( . Y . )

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      Wide open eyes

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      deleted by creator

  • mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She’s a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

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      Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.

      We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it’s still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that’s the only repair it’s needed over about $200.00

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        Cries in new englandish

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        Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn’t because the odometer says BOOBS

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      How about 180k?

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        I got multiple SAABs (Pre GM/1991 or older) to over 1,000,000 miles. Got one to 1,500,000. Never quite hit the golden 2,000,000 mile mark though. Plenty of other people did though. Volvo even has a couple cars that made it to 2,000,000. Don’t know of any other brands that will make it that far. Maybe some unicorn of a Honda or Toyota.

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          That’s insane. My Subaru is approaching 200k which I thought was pretty good.

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    Mine got angry at me for taking my picture, but she was talking about her dead dad at the time. (I didn’t say a word, just pulled out my camera and snapped the picture).

    For context, they were astranged and she was relieved he died.

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      insert advice from random r/relationshipadvice user recommending you divorce and immediately go no contact

      • oldGregg@lemm.ee
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        Hit a lawer, delete the gym. Get a facebook.

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      And that seemed like the best time for a selfie to you?

      • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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        Where did I say anything about a selfie?

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          I read “me taking my picture” as a selfie. My bad.

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    bro that is fucking stupid. Driving at 70 mph on a highway and capturing the “80085” milestone 💀💀

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    deleted by creator

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      Nah, there’s several comments saying the same thing. Texting and driving is dangerous, yes. Taking a pic that takes literally no concentration for a few seconds on a long stretch of interstate at night, not very risky. I can almost guarantee the same people whining have fiddled with their phones to change songs/podcasts/audiobooks/GPS for a few seconds at some point in city traffic.

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      You don’t even need to look. Every smartphone will open the native camera app if you double tap the power button, while the screen is off.

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    Ah yes, dangerous driving by idiots who don’t care if they kill people.

    Classic.

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    What car is this dashboard from?

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      My 2011 Nissan Sentra had this exact dashboard.

      Despite the awful CVT I still love that car

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    Nice

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      Nice

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        Nice

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    Boobs

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    If it ain’t foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They’re blinding oncoming traffic.

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